It's Me.

I fill in surveys for "yourgov" over the Internet, you get 50p or sometimes a £1 for doing it, the questionnaire that I have just filled in asked this question,

"And we would now like you to imagine that you are having an affair...

Which ONE of the following would be your TOP European destination to visit with your lover?

Spain (including Spanish islands)

Hungary

France

Italy

Netherlands

Austria

Switzerland

Belgium

Czech Republic

Denmark

Germany

Don’t know

None of these

Prefer not to say

The mind boggles at what information they will gather from that question and how they will use it.

I was intrigued by something that I read on one of my friends blog, http://xxxthatgirlxxx.blog.co.uk/

At the end of each post there is usually a "thought for today", this one was, "Can you cry under water?".

Pondering this question for a while I decided to test this out, so,

With a gentleman friend we visited the local swimming pool where I donned water tight goggles and a breathing apparatus. Lowering myself into and under the water we commenced the test.

It had been agreed that there was only one way to bring tears to my eyes, my friend would lay down at the edge of the pool and slowly increase pressure on my, er, um, private parts.

I can assure you that this did have the required effect, because of the breathing apparatus I was unable to shout stop. My goggles quickly filled with my tears and I was unable to see, my arms were flailing about, and, unfortunately came into contact with an elderly lady swimmer, who, again, unfortunately, lost the top part of her bikini.

The lady screamed " pervert",and, , my gentleman friend thought she was referring to him and released his hold on my, er, um, er, tackle, shortly after the police arrived.

Yes, the_quiet_girl_in_the_corner, I now have the answer to your thought for the day, but, please think before you have another thought for today, I appear in court next week.