I fill in surveys for "yourgov" over the Internet, you get 50p or sometimes a £1 for doing it, the questionnaire that I have just filled in asked this question,

"And we would now like you to imagine that you are having an affair...

Which ONE of the following would be your TOP European destination to visit with your lover?

Spain (including Spanish islands)

Hungary

France

Italy

Netherlands

Austria

Switzerland

Belgium

Czech Republic

Denmark

Germany

Don’t know

None of these

Prefer not to say

The mind boggles at what information they will gather from that question and how they will use it.