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I Love You Because.

by joebangles @ 13/05/2007 - 20:56:53

I love you because you understand dear
Every single thing I try to do
You’re always there to lend a helping hand dear
I love you most of all because you’re you

I love you because my heart is lighter
Every time I’m walking by your side
I love you because the future’s brighter
The door to happiness you opened wide

No matter what the world may say about me
I know your love will always see me through
I love you for a hundred thousand reasons
But most of all I love you ‘cause you’re you.

Nice words from a Jim Reeves song.


 
 

Fridays in Hell. (joke)

by joebangles @ 13/05/2007 - 16:24:11

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

The Shelter of Your Arms.

by joebangles @ 13/05/2007 - 00:07:36

Now I lay me down to sleep
And if I sleep, perhaps I’ll dream.
If I dream, I’ll be with you,
In the shelter of your arms.
I pray that god will lengthen night,
And grant me time before the light.
For the light of day will take me
From the shelter of your arms.

And though I know it’s just a dream,
A dream that soon must end,
The arms I feel, I know are real,
And I’m happy, once again.

If I die, while I am asleep,
I pray my dreams he’ll let me keep,
And carry me through eternity
In the shelter of your arms.

And though I know it’s just a dream,
A dream that soon must end,
The arms I feel, I know are real
And I’m happy, once again.

And if I die while I am asleep,
I pray my dreams he’ll let me keep,
And carry me through eternity
In the shelter of your arms.

Words as sung by Willie Nelson.

Good night friends.

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