It's Me.

"No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began"

From, Leisure, by W H Davies,

It's raining again, did a bit of ironing, stopped when I got to the shirts, but I have got a nice crease in the legs of my jeans,( it's an age thing ).

It's Crawley Town Council that has annoyed me today. A twenty month old baby dropped her bag of Quavers in the street, mother picks up the bag and kicks the two that fell out on to the wet pavement in to the gutter.

Two council litter wardens approach and hand the mother a fixed penalty notice for a fine of £80.

A spokesman for Crawley council says, "People leaving their rubbish behind, or dropping litter anywhere other than in a bin, is totally unacceptable".

Back to the ironing, I will do my socks next before I struggle with that stupid sheet that has elastic around the edge.

Where do they get these people?, What kind of people are they?.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

I found these, and there are lots more, on, http://www.bazza.com/sj/humour/