All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot;
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.

Without comment, but it is from

-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

Do you ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP?.

Generally we think of it in the terms of even more hurry and stress in out lives As Soon As Possible.

There's work to do, deadlines to meet

You have no time to spare

But as you hurry and as you scurry

Always Say A Prayer.

In the midst of family chaos

Quality time is rare

Do your best, let God do the rest

Always Say A Prayer.

I am not going to apologise to the Irish readers of this post, the Irish can take a joke and it was sent to me by an Irish friend.

Paddy and Mick find three grenades on a building site, as they take them to security Paddy says, "What if one blows up?".

Mick says, "Tell them we only found two".