It's been a bloody miserable day with continual rain and cold with it so I posted a couple of jokes to get the readers smiling, then I started reading other posts, one from kevin, http://www.blog.co.uk/user/kevinwilson/ and another similar one and they made me quite sad, of course we all have to die sometimes but it would be nice to know that we have left behind some good memories, as these two stories did.

That picture at the top I shot while I was up at the dams fishing, well to be honest, dangling a hook in the water, I had dug around in the garden looking for worms, where the hell have they gone?, so I opened a tin of sweetcorn and also tried with some cold meat, pastrami, it's all that I had, nae luck.

Anyway, I always have my camera with me, set on automatic, I must get davidjohn to explain f numbers too me, that's if there are any in a cheap digital camera, who knows what goes on inside it, but, the duck came along, hope he has more success at catching fish than I did, and the reflection in the water looked good.

Posters 7s have been good reading, a lot of funny, clever and honest folk out there.

Good night, sleep tight.

Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shiatsu: ....well....you know......

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy said to Dolly 'I was artificially inseminated this morning'
'I don't believe you' said Dolly
'It's true, straight up no bull!"
=================================================
=
=
A woman in a supermarket sees a deal offering 5 boxes of tampax for £1. She can't believe how good the deal is and asks the manager "Is this deal correct?"
"Yes madam, 5 boxes for a pound, no strings attached".
=====

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "Let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well, "says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? because he's cross-eyed?"
=
=
"No, because he's bloody heavy."

Once again, I do not apologise for this joke, I think it's funny.

A man asks the only other guy in the bar if he can buy him a drink. "Of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks him, "Where are you from?"

"Ireland," replies the second.

"I'm from Ireland, too! Let's have another round. To Ireland."

"Cheers!" replies the other, and they both toss back their drinks.

The first man asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it!" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin, too! Let's have another drink. To Dublin!"

Then the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"

"St. Mary's," replies the second. "I graduated in '65."

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '65, too!"

About this time another man sits down at the bar. "What's going on?" he asks

the bartender. "Not much," he replies. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

I have been tagged by two friends so here are my seven facts about me.

The rules are:

"Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog."

Seven random facts about me.

(1). I like to hold hands with a lady in my life.

(2). I like to sit in the sun and watch the garden grow.

(3). I like to listen to Frankie Laine singing "I Believe".

(4). I like to feed the birds and watch them eat.

(5). I like to know that my website has helped others.

(6). I don't need anything.

(7). I like my memories.

Now I tag, annbradley, evelynsmith,lizzie233,the_gardener,sallyontour,Larubia,freeasthewind,

I practised,
(1) TEMPERANCE,( Moderation and self restraint)but felt that there was no
(2) JUSTICE.,( Fairness,), in this as others were enjoying themselves, I had
(3)ENVY, (discontent at another's fortunes) but I had
(4)HOPE, (expectation and desire combined) I saw her and along came
(5), LUST, (strong sexual desire), coupled with
(6),GREED, (excessive desire) and
(7),FAITH, (a firm belief) that I could have
(8)PRIDE, (satisfaction in an achievement) and that I would be involved in
(9), CHARITY, (giving voluntarily) with no complaint about
(10), SLOTH, (laziness) and after I would practise
(11)PRUDENCE, (discreetness)but it didn’t happen. I had
(12)FORTITUDE. (courage in adversity) and made up for it be
(13)GLUTTONY,(excess in eating).

What happened to ANGER la_spice?.

With a couple of tags I must now take a look at my life, it probably wont do any harm, and the list will appear eventually.