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I think that is about time that we were informed as to exactly what is going on behind the barbed wire defences of the Isle of Kevin.

If they wish to have ramblers walk the plank or, in the most serious cases, shoot them, I don't care, but, when it comes to tampering with cricket balls and teaching them how to fly, some steps must be taken.

How dare they interfere with England's national game, we must know more.

(Would all members of the Ramblers Association please be on 24 hour stand-by with rucksacks ready packed, this might get nasty )