Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs
officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law!"
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Uno."

With apologies to Italians and Germans that speak English.