"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

"There's an insect

In your ear

If you scratch

It won't disappear"

--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'

"I ain't never seen

An ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'

"I wish it was Sunday

That's my fun day

My I-don't-have-to-run day"

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)

"My panty line shows

Got a run in my hose

My hair went flat

Man, I hate that"

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'

from, http://www.spinner.com/

That's how to write lyrics Andrew Lloyd Weber.

Yes, that was the headline that attracted me to read on, it said, "The solution to the problem of sagging", not for me of course, but I have friends that might need to know.

It continued, "Allowing flexibility of size" and "Your seat will enjoy a surprising rejuvenation",..

Turns out that it's a bit of plastic that you put under your sofa cushion.

I get great pleasure from reading the poems and rhymes written by la_spice, (Marian Barker) on the blog, http://mypoetry.blog.co.uk/
and think that they fully justify publishing.

Most of us "bloggers" post on other sites or are members of sites with "off topic" forums where we could post and point to Marians blog, maybe copy and paste a few lines of one of her poems.

A concerted effort by "friends" and anyone else so inclined, may bring Marian's work to the notice of a publisher.

Can I get some agreement on this?.

( I do apologise Marian if you find this embarrassing )

This morning I received an e-mail that said,

" You simply can't compete if
you don't accept credit cards".

So just to let everyone know,

I now accept credit cards.