"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'
"There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear"
--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'
"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)
"My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'
from, http://www.spinner.com/
That's how to write lyrics Andrew Lloyd Weber.
