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A Pen Pal.

by joebangles @ 03/07/2007 - 17:18:45

I read it in the readers letters page of The Sunday Post, a national Scottish newspaper,

"Pen Pal wanted, would like to correspond with someone from Scotland, 29 year old, lives in Ghana".

Why not, I thought, let's give it a go.

"Hello Diana, I read your letter in the Post and I expect that you will get a lot of replies.
I live in a small town just outside of Glasgow called Barrhead, but I was born in Sussex, England.
I must say that I do not know much about Ghana but I notice when I look at the map that it is about the same size as England.
You will probably receive e-mail from others of your age group that you would rather e-mail as they would have more in common with you and I am 69 years old, but if you would like to reply I would enjoy mailing you.
Regards, Trevor".

I have just received a reply,

"Dear Trevor, How are you? Thanks a lot for your nice message and I really enjoy reading your message, I hope we will be good friends and something more in future.
I am single and lived alone, 5 feet, 8 inches tall and fair in complexion. I also like travelling but never travel overseas before, what time will you invite me to visit you in Scotland? I am ready to meet you even tomorrow morning and have a lovely time together. Feel free to ask me question you will like to know about me.
In your next message tell me more about yourself especially your work.
Do you have a telephone number?
Try to give me your Postal Address so that I will be able to send you my photos.
This my Postal Address is ; DIANA DANKWA
P.O.Box *
CAPE COAST
GHANA
WEST AFRICA
Trevor, Thank you and I wish you all the best.
Kindest regards.
Yours,
Diana."

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mkfunkymkfunky pro
03/07/07 @ 17:24

oh dear... would I be right to guess there will be no further correspondence? :))

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
03/07/07 @ 22:12

Maybe try another e-mail, makes life interesting and maybe material for another post.

mkfunkymkfunky pro
03/07/07 @ 22:38

true... and if you feel mean, tell her to come see you, tell her she can stay at yours and thendon't go meet her! :P

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
03/07/07 @ 17:24

send her to the isle of kevin.
that'll teach her.

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
03/07/07 @ 22:14

I reckon that she would be too much for the isle of kevin, I still have her box number!.

At least she didn't give you a bank account that you were meant to transfer money into to pay for her flight over!

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
03/07/07 @ 22:16

If she thinks that I'm that daft, she is not even getting my address.

murphymolemurphymole pro
03/07/07 @ 17:45

Oh dear not quite the pen pal you were hoping for :no:

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
03/07/07 @ 22:18

Maybe she is just the sort of pen pal I'm looking for, but my lady friend was not to pleased with the reply, I think that she wants to e-mail next time.

happy28happy28 pro
03/07/07 @ 21:50

Interesting. Who will you meet next?

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joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
03/07/07 @ 22:25

Happy, at my age interest is all that I can have, but I can still enjoy life, well, after I have taken my anti depressent pills, vitamins, cod liver oil, statins, and viagra.

happy28happy28 pro
04/07/07 @ 20:43

goodness, all those healthy making pills! far too much effort. Well, you never know, she could have a more mature friend that she could introduce you to?

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