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The Office. (joke)

by joebangles @ 09/07/2007 - 17:45:18

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>Three lassies all worked in the same Glasgow office with the same female
>boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.
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>One day, they decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind
>her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left
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>early, so how was she to know.
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>The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left.
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>The first lassie, Elspeth fae Newton Mearns, was elated to be able to get in
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>a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.
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>The second, Siobhan fae Kelvingrove, was thrilled to be home early. She did
>a little gardening and went to bed early.
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>The third, wee Senga fae Partick was happy, happy, happy to be home, but
>when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.
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>Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
>husband in bed with HER BOSS.Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept
>out of her house.
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>The next day at coffee break, Elspeth and Siobhan decided they were leaving
>early again, and asked wee Senga if she was coming with them.
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>"No f***in way," she exclaimed, "I nearly got caught yesterday"


 
 

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