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Plastic Surgery. (joke)
by joebangles @ 12/07/2007 - 21:43:19

>>>A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that
>>>she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were
>>>loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the
>>>surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed
>>>
>>>
>>>Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
>>>
>>>Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor."I thought I
asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish
>>>for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him.
>>>
"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
>>>
>>>The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
>>>
>>>
>>>"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
>>>
>>>
>>>"Oh, that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He
>>>wanted to thank you for his new ears

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davidjohndavidjohn pro
12/07/07 @ 22:03

A touch of brilliance here davidj

jenrayjenray pro
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12/07/07 @ 23:14

BLOL...just read it out to hubby who's now also having a BLOL...big hugs.

sallyontoursallyontour pro
13/07/07 @ 14:19

happy28happy28 pro
13/07/07 @ 16:28

so wrong, but so funny. Keep them coming

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14/07/07 @ 15:25

Genius!!!
Bravo :D

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