It seems a long time ago but it was only on Friday when I heard on the news that there were to be no charges over the "Sale of honours" investigation, surprise surprise. Did anyone ever think that there would be?

The Tory party had come 4th in the elections, that was a bit of a surprise especially as one of their candidates was that special that he had only joined the party the week before and that after presenting the Labour party with a cheque for nearly £5 thousand.

The doctor that suggested that the triple jag maybe harmful was found guilty, that will teach him, he will not argue with the politicians again, ignoring the fact that Blair could not honestly state that his son had been given it and no opposition members dared to question this, of course not, they had all known that there were doubts over it and protected their own kids by paying for the single single jag.

A passing thought, One third of the earth is desert. The ice bergs are melting and our coast line will disappear. Why not build giant canals in the desert to take up the excess water and at the same time irrigate the land

A new technical innovation from the best computer writers in the world have managed to produce this exciting new website.

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Yes you've probably worked it out! I've been tagged by la_spice
Q1. There are crumbs in your bed. What kind of cookies do those crumbs come from?
A1. I don’t know but I will ask her
Q2. You are sitting on the toilet brushing your teeth cos you are hungover as normal. What got you that drunk?
A2. The first glass of the third bottle of “Banrock Station” chardonnay.
Q3. You have been dumped. What comfort food do you grab?
A3. If that ever happens to me I will let you know, but probably three bottles of chardonnay.
Q4. Your wife/husband has annoyed you off so you decide to go have an expensive gourmet meal on his/her credit card. What do you order?
A4. That would be my chance to try Ramsay’s cooking, and then tell him it was rubbish.
Q5. Sitting in church and you have a book/magazine tucked inside the hymn sheet. What is it?
A5. 1001 uses for old matchsticks.

Now I tag, mkfunky , happy28 ,evelynsmith, murphymole ,franpal .

Post your answers and tag a further 5, let them know that they have been tagged.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form
and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women
whom they awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,
often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support
groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with
similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf
Courses" in the phone book.