Glasgow airport is at a place called Abbottsinch.

A Scottish Poem...

~OR~

As Burns might have put it...

Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say.

A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he had planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wumman driver
Or at least someone half-pissed...

But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's outlawed band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set himself on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire

Now that's no richt oor Johnny cried
And sallied intae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Was required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's no wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen hiv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F*CK!!!!