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The afterlife. (joke)
by joebangles @ 24/07/2007 - 21:38:25

A couple made an arrangement that whoever died first would come back and inform the other about the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long and happy life, Fred was the first to go and true to his word, he made contact: "Mary, Mary." "Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like then, Sweetheart?"
"Well, I wake up in the morning, I have sex, then I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course."
"Then I bathe in the sun for a while and have sex again before lunch."
"In the afternoon, it's another romp around the golf course, more sex, then supper."
"After supper, I go back to the golf course until it gets dark and then I go off to bed. The next day, it starts all over again."
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, Darling, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk !"

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glancerimglancerim [Member]
25/07/07 @ 08:36

So you mean you'll be something else?

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