A man was in a long line at his local Tesco's store. As he got to
>>the
>> > checkout he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked
>>the
>> > checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the checkout.
>> >
>> > She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't
>>know.
>> > She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
>> > She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
>>the
>> > intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
>> >
>> > The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
>>us,
>> > was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the checkout, he told
>>the
>> > checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
>>could
>> > have some brought to the checkout for him.
>> >
>> > She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
>> > She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
>> > She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box
>>of
>> > medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
>> >
>> > A few customers back was this teenage boy.
>> > He thought what he had seen was way too cool.
>> > He had never had any type of sexual contact with a female, so he
>>thought
>> > this was his chance.
>> >
>> > When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
>> > She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
>> > She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.
>> > She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up
>>the
>> > intercom and said...
>> >
>> >
>> > you'll love this one...................
>> >
>> > ......
>> >
>> >
>> > .....
>> >
>> >
>> > .....
>> >
>> >
>> > ......
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 'Mop and bucket, Till 5'