Isn't that nice.

But so is this,

>>
>>
>> JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE 'BEST BLONDE
>>JOKE' EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS.
>>
>>
>>
>> A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
>>beautiful.
>>
>> She left a note for her milkman to leave 25
>>gallons of milk.
>>
>> When the milkman read the note, he felt there
>>must be a
>>
>> mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5
>>gallons.
>>
>> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
>>
>>
>>
>> The blonde came to the door and the milkman
>>said,
>>
>> "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons
>>of milk.
>>
>> Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I
>>want 25
>>
>> gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
>>milk and take
>>
>> a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
>>again."
>>
>>
>>
>> The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
>>
>> The blonde said,
>>
>> "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my
>>face."

I was following a BUS when I noticed the sign on the back, it read,
"CAUTION, THIS VEHICLE MAKES FREQUENT STOPS".
That's much like the bag of peanuts that may contain nuts.

I liked this, from quiz shows,

Questioner:Johnny Weissmuller played the part of a jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth, what part was he playing?
Contestant: Jesus.

Question: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Questioner: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester.

Whilst I was doing the cleaning today it dawned on me, Mr Wedgewood, who made fine chairs, must have had great foresight, when he designed his chairs he made the space between the legs just right to get the Dyson through, and that was long before the vacuum cleaner was invented. Clever eh!