It's Me.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

How can you tell when you have run out of invisible ink?

I took my cue from spiritbird and played about with a view of the River Clyde over Largs, I think it has become more interesting.

The weather was O.K. so I went to the park, Queens Park, in Glasgow.

One of my hobby's is collecting old postcards and this is a photo of the boating pond in the park around about 1930,

Here is the pic that I took today,

It was a good day, I stroked a baby squirrel,

I'm home now and the sun has just come from behind the clouds, I hope that the sun shines for you friend.

Whilst listening to the radio today I heard an interview with a member of the government in Peru, he said that things were getting better (after the tidal wave) as the army had arrived, he also said,

"Our army has more tractors than tanks and more shovels than machine guns"

What a wonderful world it could be if all governments could say the same thing.

I know that it is a bit early for a joke, but what the hell, start the day with a laugh.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."