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Julie Andrews birthday. ( humour )

by joebangles @ 19/09/2007 - 23:53:41

Julie Andrews turns 69 . To commemorate her 69th birthday on October
1,
actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's
Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical
numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary
movie
"Sound Of Music."
>
> Here are the lyrics she used:
>
> Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails
and
new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite
things.
>
> Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and
Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my
favorite things.
>
> When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad,
> I Simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad.
>
> Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or
food
cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of
my
favorite things.
>
> Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', Thin bones and
fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our
favorite things.
>
> When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim,
> Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so
bad.
>
> (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over
four minutes and repeated encores.)
>
> Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who would
appreciate it.


 
 

Un-believable, but true.

by joebangles @ 19/09/2007 - 14:38:00

There are 1001, or more, products on the market for ladies hair, obviously not enough as a new product has just been introduced at the remarkably low cost of £50 for a small pot.

There was some goobledygook about what the new product does, but, the main ingredient is bulls semen, yes, that's right, no need to check what I wrote, BULLS SEMEN !!!!!!

The mind boggles, well, mine does, and now it's going off in all sorts of tangents that I had better finish this post.

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