Messing about while there is nothing that I want to watch on the digital tele I came across a lot of BBC radio programmes, to be exact, eleven of them.

Fair enough, I can understand, Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio 3, Radio 4 and Radio five live, I even accept, World Service, but, 1 Xtra? what’s that all about, Five Live Sport?, it’s live, shove it on Five Live, BBC 6 Music?, it’s music, shove it on 1, 2, 3, or 4.

BBC 7? God only knows, I’m just certain that it will have it’s full complement of employees

BBC Asian Network? What’s this then? I’m sure that someone somewhere said that other nationalities coming to live in this country should learn English so that they may integrate with the people of this country.

What’s next?, BBC Polish Network, BBC Bulgarian Network.

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist. Jacob suggests they go in and speak to the pharmacist about things.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist:" All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.....the works!"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Finally Jacob ask the question :"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Well in that case we'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Registry."