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Subject: Grandma and The Oranges!!
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>Carol was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
>One day, the police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole
>group of prostitutes, Carol among them.
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>The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along
>the driveway when suddenly, Carol's grandma came by and saw her
>granddaughter standing in line.
>Grandma asked,
>"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
>Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Carol told her
>grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and
>she was just lining up for some.
>"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
>and she proceeded to the back of the line.
>A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of
>the prostitutes.
>When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, s till
>going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
>grandma replied...
>"I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
>The policeman fainted.

Subject: FW: ~ HELP !!! ~
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