A blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, Just follow the
instructions!"
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to
do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in
and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time..................................................!"

For those that don't know, as I didn't before I was told, the name of this small town is pronounced, Straven, don't ask, I don't know.

Wednesday started with my view from the window, the ground was white with frost, goodbye garden flowers, but very soon the sun shone through and, in the sunshine, it was quite warm.

I drove Hazel as she was going to put her signature on the paperwork for the sale of her salon, it was sad for her after more than twenty years since she took over the empty premises, lots of memories, it's a kind of grieving.

Strathaven is a small country town in Lanarkshire, about 15 miles from Glasgow, dates back to the 13th century and the main source of income for the town through the 18th and 19th century was handloom weaving.

General view of the town centre called, Common Green. In the centre of the picture can be seen the castle tower.

Detail from previous picture, no date known.

Again, no date known for this building but is now a thriving Indian restuarent.

Rear view of hoses in Waterside Street.

Straven castle, also known as, Avondale Castle, 14th century.

Subject: Grandma and The Oranges!!
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>Carol was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
>One day, the police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole
>group of prostitutes, Carol among them.
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>The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along
>the driveway when suddenly, Carol's grandma came by and saw her
>granddaughter standing in line.
>Grandma asked,
>"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
>Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Carol told her
>grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and
>she was just lining up for some.
>"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
>and she proceeded to the back of the line.
>A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of
>the prostitutes.
>When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, s till
>going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
>grandma replied...
>"I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
>The policeman fainted.

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