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Sex Frogs. ( humour )

by joebangles @ 27/09/2007 - 20:42:30

A blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, Just follow the
instructions!"
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to
do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in
and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time..................................................!"


 
 

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jackfrostjackfrost pro
27/09/07 @ 20:46

A blonde was driving down the street in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up toward
heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a
parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life
and, I will give up sex and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared. She looked up again and said,

"Never mind, found one."

marvomarvo [Member]
27/09/07 @ 22:42

LOL!

happy28happy28 pro
30/09/07 @ 18:48

tee hee, wrong but funny
x

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