> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
> biggest house adjacent to the course.

> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
> up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
> voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage
> that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> window"

> "Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, 'm
> a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
> that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
> you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my
> self."

> Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
> out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

> "No problem," said the genie "You've got it, it's the least can do. And
> I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
> to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
> world, "she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
> from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And! Now," the couple asked in unison,
>
> "What's your wish, genie?"

> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a
> woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> wife."

> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
> now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
>
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"

> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
> you!"

> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, how old are you and your husband?"

> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding," he
> said.
>
>
>
> "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"