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Dear Diary. ( humour )
by joebangles @ 04/10/2007 - 13:20:26

Subject: Cruise Diary

DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE

I'm all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honoured and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could sleep with someone I'd known such a short amount of time.

DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. Once more he asked me to visit him for the night and again but I declined He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled!

DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX

Saved 1600 lives today...

Twice...!!

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murphymolemurphymole [Member]
04/10/07 @ 13:34

Nice one Joe have missed you while Ive been offline poorly. Will be getting my fix of laughs at your blog again now though.

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trevor downer [Visitor]
http://joebangles.blog.co.uk
04/10/07 @ 13:54

Hi murp, it's great to hear from you again, I did wonder where you were, good to know that you are feeling better, all bright eyes and bushy tailed again, eh.

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murphymolemurphymole [Member]
04/10/07 @ 14:10

Yes feeling much brighter and happier and even the sun is shining today.

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
04/10/07 @ 13:37

You've no right publishing my diary! :>>

trevor downer [Visitor]
http://joebangles.blog.co.uk
04/10/07 @ 13:58

I am so sorry La_S, I understood that it was public knowledge, I must have been misinformed. I promise that the events of the Friday that you write about will never be mentioned in my posts. ( that is of course if I reveive the cheque within three days )

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
04/10/07 @ 14:39

Good job I didn't write up Saturday and Sunday that's all I can say! :oops:

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04/10/07 @ 14:44

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deleted user [Visitor]

05/10/07 @ 13:48

Love it Trevor, that's a really nice one.

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