That's about right isn't it.

WOMEN KNOWING THEIR PLACES

A point of view... Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story
on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the
Afghan conflict.. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces
behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk
behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the
overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to
walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to
maintain the old custom.

Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do
you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so
desperately to change?"
The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and
without hesitation, said, "Land Mines."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN.

Good night friends.

Only 12 posts to go and I will have caught up, problem is, while I am watching TV for the next hour more posts will come in, but you wont stop me, I will get there.

Economics Explained in Cows

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies ,and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the Cow dropped
dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever
cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, Eat once
a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again And learn you
have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

After my long weekend away from this blog I come back to 10 pages, you don't seem to be able to go further, and that is 100 posts from my friends. I am about half way through so it's time for a cup of tea and look for a photo that is somewhere on my computer, I'm not sure where but I will come across it eventually.

Still, I did come across other bits and pieces, it is really time that I started deleting things, how about this to make the photographers jealous,

I would love to be able to say that it was mine, it's not, and I don't know where it came from, but it's a great pic.

La_Spice posted about a snail, this is my foot,

No, I didn't do it, although I detest the things, I threw it in to trhe neighbours garden, it's alright, he dosn't have a computer, he'll never know.

How about this for a blog with friends,

Back to reading the posts, bye.