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by joebangles @ 19/10/2007 - 10:26:28

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE?

A person walking by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On we ek-ends, I pop pills and do no exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing at your age!', says the walker. 'How old are you?'

'Thirty-four,' she replied.
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ArnicaArnica [Member]
19/10/07 @ 10:33

I told you not to post that picture! And you said I looked stunning!

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trevor downer [Visitor]
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19/10/07 @ 10:49

So sorry Arnie, ooops, my apologies, Arnica, I thought that it would be O K now that I have worked on it and smoothed out some of the rougher bits.

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
19/10/07 @ 11:05

So that's what you meant when you said you could touch me up a bit! :oops:

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jackfrostjackfrost pro
19/10/07 @ 11:17

so thats were my ex got to.

franpalfranpal [Member]
19/10/07 @ 11:47

Oops! So that is what I will look like in four years time? Will have to cut back on the JD's and ciggies :)

DoraleneDoralene [Member]
19/10/07 @ 13:16

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jenrayjenray pro
http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
19/10/07 @ 14:01

Hee hee hee, good one, Trev...tried a cigar once but kept swallowing the smoke, nearly made me sick :))

catzycradlecatzycradle [Member]
19/10/07 @ 15:10

Looks like most of my neighbours round here! Except I think they take alot more stuff than that. Cool piccie.

sallyontoursallyontour pro
19/10/07 @ 16:21

Love the slacks.

FunkyFarmerFunkyFarmer [Member]
19/10/07 @ 18:26

Looks like you have pulled mate lol

davidjohndavidjohn pro
20/10/07 @ 23:43

She's fallen for you alright. La_Spice will no doubt do a poem on growing old disgracefully [if we are lucky ].

davidj

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