Help your self to coffee, there are biscuits in the tin marked, "These will make you fat"
What a day, six nice light blue pairs of y-fronts, they will match up very nicely with the blue jeans that I put in the washing machine with them.
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
> > > Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
The first answer is DANGEROUS: the second is SAFER: the third is SAFEST: and the fourth answer is ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine .
13 THINGS THAT PMS STAND FOR.
1. Pass My Shotgun
2.. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.. Perpetual Munching Spree
4.. Puffy Mid-Section
5.. People Make me Sick
6.. Provide Me with Sweets
7.. Pardon My Sobbing
8.. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favourite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
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> > > And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS
01/11/07 @ 02:07