Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
A 14 year old, back in the 1950s, would not have understood that rhyme,
A 13 year old, back in the 1960s, would not have understood that rhyme,
A 12 year old, back in the 1970s, would not have understood that rhyme,
A 10 year old, back in the 1990s, would not have understood that rhyme,
A 5 year old, in the 2000s could, sadly, fill in the missing word.!!!
Here are a couple more,
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
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Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
He planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
19/11/07 @ 19:00