'Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?'
Maybe he was actually Oriental and couldn't grow facial hair?
'Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? '
Actually I do!

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Because he's stupid.

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
My sister would eat it, but then again, I don't think she counts as a human being...

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
There is a light in my freezer...

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because there is too much emphasis on modesty.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Me.

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Me.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Because he's stupid.

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
My sister would eat it, but then again, I don't think she counts as a human being...

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
There is a light in my freezer...

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because there is too much emphasis on modesty.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Me.

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Me.

Why does spring water permeated through rocks for hundreds of years have a best before date?

Good questions, Trev...and liked Marvo's too...big hugs...

I can answer the toaster one for you. That super high setting is for frozen bread that you have just taken out of the freezer! Use that setting and you just get nice normally toasted toast!

Up to your usual high standard