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> An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
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> "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
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> So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
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> "Incredible"he says, "there is a£20 note lodged up here."
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> Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
> £10 pound note appears.
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> "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to
> do?"
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> "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
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> The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
> another and another and another, etc....
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> Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
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> "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly,dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
> How moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
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> "£1,990 exactly."
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> "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman
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> (Wait for it...........scroll down.)
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> I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
26/11/07 @ 12:26