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by Znethru @ 22 Dec. 2007 - 16.30:26

http://znethru.blog.co.uk/2007/12/22/variations_on_a_kissy~3479164

AAK. Asleep at keyboard.
AFAIC. As far as I'm concerned
A/S/L. Age/Sex/Location
BBS. Be back soon
BG. Big grin
BIL. Boss is listening
BTDTGTTSAWIO. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wore it out
CSL. Can't stop laughing
DQMOT. Don't quote me on this
EG. Evil Grin
FWIW. For what it's worth
GGN. Gotta go now
GOL. Giggle out loud
HAK. Hugs and kisses
HAND. Have a nice day
IMHO. In my humble opinion
IMNERHO . In my never even remotely humble opinion
IMNSHO. In my not so humble opinion
IOW. In other words
JK. Just kidding
JTLYK. Just to let you know
KIS. Keep it simple
KIT. Keep in touch
LBH. Let's be honest
MTFBWU. May the force be with you
NBD. No big deal

There are LAL (lots and lots) more, but, for now, NRN.*

Come on Jonathon, get with it.

*NRN. No response necessary

A large section of the people of the great American continent will now hate me, but hey, it's Christmas time, as well as peace and goodwill to all men a little smile goes a long way.

Happy Christmas to you all.

> Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the
> American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke
> for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
> American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
> first female President. She referred to her career as a New York
> Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to
> her desk for approval.
>
>
> Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed
> most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters
> and brothers." At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented
> the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name--Walking
> Eagle.
>
>
> The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come
> to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that
> Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no
> longer fly.

Christmas dinner all done, sit back and answer these.

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'

Answers on the afternoon of 26th December.

Happy Christmas.

Keeping the youngsters amused on Christmas eve is not easy, this site will help,

Tracking Santa.

http://www.noradsanta.org

Happy Christmas.