I knew this guy and he had been feeling sick for quite sometime,
I had been telling him to go see a doctor and because his situation was getting worse he decided to go see a doctor so off we went.

He went into the doctors room sat down and was told that he had some sort of rare intestinal virus. He was subscribed with suppositories and told to take two a day. The doctor said he would give him the first one.

Then he went home and later when it was time for his next one he asked his wife if she could do it. So she put her hand on his shoulder and thrust-ed the suppository into his ass.

He screamed and his wife said 'What's wrong? Did I hurt you?'

He said 'No - I just realised the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!'