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I have been at it for hours, hope that you are having a go.

I posted this a long time ago, I don't think that I had any friends then, it can still make me smile.

"Hello, Directory Enquiries".

Caller, "I'd like the number for the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".

Operator, "Sorry, there is no listing, is the spelling correct?".

Caller, "Well, it used to be called The Bargoed Fish Bar but the "B" fell off".

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Customer, "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through, can you help?£.

Operator, "Where did you get that number from , sir?".

Customer, "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

Operator, "Sir, they are the opening hours".

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Caller, "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator, "I'm sorry sir, I don't understand who you are talking about"

Caller, "On page 1, section 5, of your user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?".

Operator, "I think it means the telephone point on the wall".

Wonderfull Words.

I want to die while you love me
While yet you hold me fair
While laughter lies upon my lips
And lights are in my hair.

Georgia Douglas Johnson.

I know, I posted this a long time ago, but there may be new visitors to my blog.