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A bloody rotten day.

by joebangles @ 18/01/2008 - 15:55:38

It is, gale force winds interspersed with heavy rain, I suppose that covers most of the country, at least I live up a hill so no chance of flooding, well if it did happen Glasgow, being down at sea level would be under 300 foot of water along with most of The Clyde Valley.

In the middle of ironing the ironing table collapsed, screws, springs and bits of plastic all over the kitchen floor, one good thing, I had nearly finished, only four pairs of socks to do. Away to B&Q to survey their vast selection, about 20, one level up on the rack, all the same type, different colour covers, one was blue, right at the back, and I wanted that one, didn't half annoy the assistant that had to get it down for me, I was tempted to say that I had changed my mind but he didn't look like he could take a joke.

Drilled holes in the large logs that I collected ready to slip in the mushroom spawn after I have half buried them in the garden, the mushroom spawn was a Christmas present, I was expecting a Wei from them.

Three one-liners, stupid yes, but so what,

Prices are going up since the European currency came along, you used to be able to spend a penny, but now it's called 'euronating'!

Why did the scarecrow get a bonus from his boss? Because he was out standing in his field.

How does the Pope cover his Ebay debts. A: Papal

Going out now, staying weekend at Hazels, means that I can have a drink or two, or three, or four as I won't have to drive home.

Have a good weekend all.


 
 

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sallyontoursallyontour pro
18/01/08 @ 15:58

Prices are going up since the European currency came along, you used to be able to spend a penny, but now it's called 'euronating'!

Does that make us Euro Pee-ons? It sure feels like they're pissing all over us.

Hope your day gets better and you have a great weekend.

Hugs xx

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
21/01/08 @ 01:04

"Euro Pee-ons"

Like that Sal.

jackfrostjackfrost pro
18/01/08 @ 16:06

have a good w/end joe dont get too water logged

dafterdafter [Member]
18/01/08 @ 17:08

You irons socks!

YOU IRON SOCKS!!

YOU NEED HELP!!!!!

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
21/01/08 @ 01:07

Not really dafter, in fact it was a couple of dish cloths.

dafterdafter [Member]
21/01/08 @ 10:31

Dish cloths or tea towels?

trevor downer [Visitor]
http://joebangles.blog.co.uk
21/01/08 @ 12:49

Dish cloths, you know, the ones that you use to clean the dishes when they are in the washing up bowl, whoever heard of anyone ironing tea towels.

dafterdafter [Member]
21/01/08 @ 13:45

Now I really know you're quite daft! Before it was just a suspicion! :yes:

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
21/01/08 @ 16:33

No, it's an age thing, second childhood is the excuse that I use.

BTW, I laughed a lot at your post , Dafter's Daily Dose of Daftness .......
by dafter @ 2008-01-21 - 07:30:00

e-mailed 'em to some friends, the first one was a real cracker.

dafterdafter [Member]
21/01/08 @ 16:40

I'm flattened flattered! :>>

mainbunnymainbunny [Member]
18/01/08 @ 17:59

I agree, ironing socks is sad!!

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
21/01/08 @ 01:10

I'm actually telling fibs but I am at an age where I iron a crease in my jeans, my grandson says, that's sad.

mainbunnymainbunny [Member]
21/01/08 @ 08:25

Aren't you afraid the ironing police will come knocking Trev?...Did you have a good weekend at your daughter's?

trevor downer [Visitor]
http://joebangles.blog.co.uk
21/01/08 @ 12:58

No Col, the "green" police yes, the amount of gas that I use whilst I am heating up the flat irons on the gas stove will surely attract someones attention eventually.

Hazel would love to be recognised as my daughter and would never let me forget it, so she will never see your comment, she is my L F, my lady friend, just about my age, we share sleeping pills, pills for cholesterol, pills for acid reflux, cigarettes and a bottle of whisky.

I'm with dafter there...YOU IRON SOCKS, Trev...bloody hell, that's really giving yourself work...HLOL...I haven't picked up an iron for years now...just blow hard on your shirts and things, it'll strengthen your lungs or shake 'em hard when they come out of the washing machine and that'll strengthen your arms...:) Have a great weekend with Hazel, and loads of love...big hugs...

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
21/01/08 @ 01:17

Socks must have a crease that lines up perfectly symetrically with the crease in my jeans when I sit down and expose my ankles. No I am telling a fib, it was a couple of dish cloths that I still had to iron.

That seems to be a clever method that you have adopted but at my age all the breath that you have is required for breathing.

mainbunnymainbunny [Member]
21/01/08 @ 13:26

Oops, sorry re Hazel, but can relate to the medication sharing etc. :)
I'm off now to vacuum the bath and paint the parrot's toenails.

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