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The facts of life.

by joebangles @ 10/02/2008 - 01:44:59

but may not be new to all of you

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
--------------------. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
------------------. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(O.M.G.!)
---------------- -. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
--------------------- -. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)
----------------- . The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')
---------------------. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
---------------------. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
---------------------. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
------------------------. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
----------------- --. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)
------------------- . Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
--------------------- -. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
------------------------. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
-----------------------. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
---------------------- -. Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
--------------------- -.
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

That's life.


 
 

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ranfuchsranfuchs pro
10/02/08 @ 08:52

not sure that farting is correct. But not going to otry it. The worth seem more reasonable

ranfuchsranfuchs pro
10/02/08 @ 08:53

and at least now I understand why in some culture you are not allowed to eat pigs. They are something we should worship not eat

jackfrostjackfrost pro
10/02/08 @ 09:39

Alot of woman will diagree with the pig thing as many of them married one:))

chassychassy [Member]
11/02/08 @ 16:23

:)) :)) Excellent! But yeuw! to the cockroach and the poor mantis (is that true? should be renamed mantisn't)

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