It was a sunny morning, a little before 8 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,

'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's
tee please!'

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption.
Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back
up to the men's tee please!'
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the
man, yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the
men's tee please!'

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back....
'Would the a**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot!