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Sick Leave. ( humour )

by joebangles @ 24/04/2008 - 00:18:35

I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And
where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)
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She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.


 
 

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24/04/08 @ 00:29

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24/04/08 @ 05:32

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24/04/08 @ 09:03

hee hee,brill...:)

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