An English doctor was visiting a Scottish hospital during WW1. At the end
of his visit he was shown a ward with a number of patients who had no
signs of obvious injury. He went to examine the first man who proclaimed:
"Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"
The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, moved on to the next patient who
immediately began, "Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that
want it. But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
"Well," said the doctor to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the
psychiatric ward until last." "Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected
him. "This is the Serious Burns Unit.".