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Learn Chinese. ( humour )

by joebangles @ 22/07/2008 - 14:56:05

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right!....................................Sum Ting Wong.

Are you harbouring a fugitive?......................Hu Yu Hai Ding.

See me ASAP..........................................Kum Hia Nao.

Stupid Man...........................................Dum Fuk.

Small Horse.....................................Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach?......................Wai Yu So Tan.

I bumped into a coffee table!.............Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni.

I think you need a face lift!....................Chin Tu Fat.

It's very dark in here!.........................Wai So Dim.

I thought you were on a diet!...............Wai Yu Mun Ching.

This is a tow away zone!......................No Pah King.

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!........Wai Yu Kum Nao.

Staying out of sight...........................Lei Ying Lo.

He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka.

Your body odour is offensive...............Yu Stin Ki Pu.

Great......................................Fa Kin Su Pa

With apologies to all Chinese persons who do not have a sense of humour.


 
 

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happy28happy28 pro
22/07/08 @ 17:26

excellent! I love em!
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