Yep, as I said, I have quite a neat bum, well, so I am told, I don't actually mean that folk come up to me in the street and tell me that, well, there was that instance once in a club in Brighton, but, no, that's another story.

No, what I mean is, it is not baggy.

I have at last accepted that I am no longer a size 34 waist and realise the effect that wearing size 34 is having on my bladder, bowels and anything else that is down there, so, 36 waist it will have to be.

That is where my problems started. Spending 6 hours, that includes lunch, in one of the premier shopping areas in the UK, Glasgow, and visiting every shop that may possibly have what I required, I end up with a baggy bum. Not only that, I also now have baggy thighs.

Why is it that manufacturers think that a move from 34 waist to 36 waist
must double the size of a body below the waist?

PS, I did discover one shop that had a perfect pair of jeans, 36 waist, neat bum, neat thighs and beautiful soft denim but priced at £270! No, you will have to wait and see me in my speedos to know that, I DON'T HAVE A BAGGY BUM.